Droid

Since I anticipate being out of a job soon, why not buy a fancy new high-zoot phone?  That's how my brain works, don't question it.  This is what I'm thinking of...the Motorola/Google/Verizon Droid.  It does nearly everything, as near as I can tell.  GPS navigation?  Yep.  Music, video, camera?  Yep.  Phone calls?  I hope so.  Texting, Facebook, Twitter?  Yup.  Web surfing, antigravity, faster than light travel?  But of course.

I also hear that if you hold it up to someone's head just right, it will read their thoughts and display them on screen.  How neat is that?  The government will love it!  And it can land a plane in a pinch.