MachineReason: Just to torture myself...

For those who ask how many bikes I have! In order of belovedness

Kona Jake the Snake - violent orange
Gunnar Roadie - sparkly blue
New Trek, Orange (not so violent)
Centurion Ironman Master - "Velotron"
Centurion IronMan Master - yellow and white
Cannondale F700 hardtail - yellow
80's Trek 400 - white "The Tennessee Trek"
Giant NRS 3 - Blue and Squishy
'80's Trek 560 - black "The black Trek"
Cannondale Bad Boy - "The Commuter"
IRO Jamie Roy - white, fenders, SS
Top Secret bike which may or may not exist.
Ancient Raleigh Gran Prix - older than me, cranks shot